As J. joins the show, riding shotgun with Conroy, all that everyone else in the studio can do is listen, in suspense, as events unfold… This episode features a commercial for Crooked Paver Patios.

Following the events of the last episode, the fate of Conroy is learned. In response to the danger from Lord Spade, J. bravely joins the show from outside the studio, while John feels as though he’s needed (safely) inside the studio. John has a typical response to the topic of aircraft listeners. This episode features…

Before everyone discusses America Online CDs, John makes it known that he disagrees with everyone’s handling of the situation involving Lord Spade. And, much to everyone’s horror, a telephone call from Conroy might prove John right. This episode features a commercial for I Stole a Dirigible.

Everyone does their best to deal with the threats made by Lord Spade during the last show. Bannon assures listeners that the show will continue, despite those threats. John is upset to learn that listeners have been reaching out to J.–but not to him–and offering their support. Orson is ready for a fight. This episode…

A telephone call is received in the studio, and a voice from Conroy’s past threatens the lives of everyone on the show… This episode features commercials for War Zone Apartments and Firehose Cola.

Unusual telephone calls are received in the studio, scaring John. The night’s discussion of sock hops reminds Stanislaw of a time when he did his best to make space station Mir more romantic, but, much to John’s dismay, he refuses to go into any sordid details. This episode features a commercial for Tiny Humanoid Butt…

Before Commodore computers are discussed, an unusual telephone call is received. The night’s discussion touches on many subjects, including the role of computers in everyday life, the complex world of business and pickling. This episode features commercials for Mushroom Motors and Jesus Kites.

With the introduction of the night’s topic, John’s confusion about the name “Spuds MacKenzie” leads to Conroy telling a harrowing tale of the time he was hired to transport a surprisingly evil potato. This episode features a commercial for Roof Spoof.

John forgets that he isn’t the host of the show, which somehow results in toilets being talked about, but, after an early commercial break, things get back on track and Marie Van Brittan Brown is discussed. Stanislaw is prompted by talk of Brown’s invention to tell everyone about an unexpected visitor…in space. This episode features…

The SEASON 2 PREMIERE begins with recordings from the recent yeti ceremony held for J. Afterward, the five-hundred dollar bill is discussed, with Orson becoming suspicious of the American monetary system. This episode features a commercial for The Wag.