With the topic of printed encyclopedias, J. sees an opportunity to share some thoughts on home decorating, but, for Conroy, this topic reminds him of a delivery that he made a long time ago to a cardigan-wearing, pipe-smoking man who enjoyed showing off his tongue and his landscaping. This episode features commercials for Soup to…

Before discussing M.C. Escher, Stanislaw informs everyone about a recent spacecraft accident involving his 27-year-old pet guinea pig, Sputnik. A disgruntled contractor calls the show. John makes the case for math-free art. This episode features commercials for Evil Feline Prison and Fishin’ Buddy Finder.

The topic of duels leads to Orson educating everyone on the specifics of yeti dueling, or “Boomshakalaka,” with Orson even going so far as to explain the specifics of “Sh-Boom.” John laments never having dueled. This episode features commercials for Hot Grind and Piddle.

After discussing the manner in which the previous episode came to an eerie end, the topic of water-activated stamps compels Conroy to open up about a woman who he used to travel with…and Conroy’s story causes J.’s Neural Containment System to undergo a forced shutdown. This episode features commercials for Fermashave Footwear and July Four…

The sight of the beverage Orbitz causes quite a stir in the studio, eventually prompting J. to share a story about a former neighbor of his who had a taste for loud music, unusual cocktails and even more unusual exits. Then, while discussing the mysteries left behind by this weird beverage, things become even weirder……

Before the topic of driving gloves is discussed, listeners are introduced to first-time guest Orson Escanaba, who is a yeti. Unfortunately, the topic of driving gloves reminds Orson of a blasphemous act perpetrated against his race. Unsurprisingly, John finds a way to bring up women. This episode features commercials for The RetractoSpork and Light Touch.

Listeners are introduced to both the topic of milkmen and first-time guest Conroy Pike, who is considered by many to be the world’s greatest courier. While the topic of milk takes John back to his sensual past, it prompts J. to tell the tale of an encounter with someone…or some…thing that may have only looked…

In this first episode of the series, the typewriter is discussed, and listeners are introduced to host Bannon Backhus, along with guests J. Stewart, who is a brain in a jar; John “Mad Jack” Mytton, a British eccentric who died in the nineteenth century and who now manifests himself as an oversized mouth and mustache;…