The Gone Show

The show about anything and anyone that is now gone or might as well be

Marie Van Brittan Brown – TGS – 0202

John forgets that he isn’t the host of the show, which somehow results in toilets being talked about, but, after an early commercial break, things get back on track...

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Five-hundred Dollar Bills – TGS – 0201

The SEASON 2 PREMIERE begins with recordings from the recent yeti ceremony held for J. Afterward, the five-hundred dollar bill is discussed, with Orson becoming suspicious of the American...

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Season 1 Q&A – TGS – 0126

THE FIRST SEASON FINALE! To celebrate the final episode of the first season, guests of the show answer questions submitted by listeners, and, aside from some brief profanity, the...

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Answering Machines – TGS – 0125

With Doctor Arturo Bellerophon and Mother Bellerophon filling in for J., who is away in the Himalayas, answering machines are discussed, and Stanislaw offers for everyone to hear the...

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Library Card Catalogs – TGS – 0124

The night’s discussion of library card catalogs leads to J. giving an account of a harrowing experience he once had at a library, and, to John’s chagrin, this prompts...

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Marie Curie – TGS – 0123

Before the night’s discussion of Marie Curie begins, John–much to Bannon’s dismay–discusses some business matters with Conroy. And, of course, while discussing Marie Curie, topics involving a cardboard box...

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Lawn Darts – TGS – 0116

With John’s continued absence, Doctor Arturo Bellerophon and Mother Bellerophon fill in again. Mother Bellerophon is initially disinterested in...

VHS Cassettes – TGS – 0115

Having abruptly (and explosively) left the studio at the end of the last episode, John is nowhere to be...

Elevator Operators – TGS – 0114

Before discussing elevator operators, J. mentions a recent Neural Containment System malfunction, which inadvertently calls attention to John’s melancholy....

Woolly Mammoths – TGS – 0113

After the woolly mammoth is briefly discussed, Stanislaw contacts his superiors, hoping to receive clearance to talk about a...

Bob Ross – TGS – 0112

John’s introduction takes longer than usual, but, eventually, the night’s topic, Bob Ross, is discussed. Orson educates everyone on...

Monocles – TGS – 0111

Before discussing monocles, Conroy talks about gauging distances with promises. Speaking of monocles, John talks about the need to...

Pogs – TGS – 0110

As the night’s topic is discussed, Stanislaw shares a tragic story of love, loss and Pogs. The focus on...

Tailfins – TGS – 0109

With Orson’s announcement that he will be smoking a pipe, the studio is turned into a smoking section before...

Printed Encyclopedias – TGS – 0108

With the topic of printed encyclopedias, J. sees an opportunity to share some thoughts on home decorating, but, for...