John’s introduction takes longer than usual, but, eventually, the night’s topic, Bob Ross, is discussed. Orson educates everyone on the painting process of yetis. The word “idiom” is used incorrectly…many times. This episode features commercials for Stigma Ta Ta and Mushroom Motors.

Before discussing monocles, Conroy talks about gauging distances with promises. Speaking of monocles, John talks about the need to balance comfort and style. A call is received from Doctor Arturo Bellerophon and Mother Bellerophon, who claim to have big news. And John makes a claim of his own: J. blushed. This episode features commercials for…

As the night’s topic is discussed, Stanislaw shares a tragic story of love, loss and Pogs. The focus on games reminds J. of an odd encounter with a man for whom Parcheesi may have become all too real. This episode features commercials for Go To Shell and Bro and Plunger in the Mornings.

With Orson’s announcement that he will be smoking a pipe, the studio is turned into a smoking section before tailfins are discussed. While Orson goes on to share some information on how yeti get around, John struggles against running with some very tempting innuendo. This episode features commercials for The Sundial Buddy and Big Paper,…

With the topic of printed encyclopedias, J. sees an opportunity to share some thoughts on home decorating, but, for Conroy, this topic reminds him of a delivery that he made a long time ago to a cardigan-wearing, pipe-smoking man who enjoyed showing off his tongue and his landscaping. This episode features commercials for Soup to…

Before discussing M.C. Escher, Stanislaw informs everyone about a recent spacecraft accident involving his 27-year-old pet guinea pig, Sputnik. A disgruntled contractor calls the show. John makes the case for math-free art. This episode features commercials for Evil Feline Prison and Fishin’ Buddy Finder.

The topic of duels leads to Orson educating everyone on the specifics of yeti dueling, or “Boomshakalaka,” with Orson even going so far as to explain the specifics of “Sh-Boom.” John laments never having dueled. This episode features commercials for Hot Grind and Piddle.

After discussing the manner in which the previous episode came to an eerie end, the topic of water-activated stamps compels Conroy to open up about a woman who he used to travel with…and Conroy’s story causes J.’s Neural Containment System to undergo a forced shutdown. This episode features commercials for Fermashave Footwear and July Four…

The sight of the beverage Orbitz causes quite a stir in the studio, eventually prompting J. to share a story about a former neighbor of his who had a taste for loud music, unusual cocktails and even more unusual exits. Then, while discussing the mysteries left behind by this weird beverage, things become even weirder……

Before the topic of driving gloves is discussed, listeners are introduced to first-time guest Orson Escanaba, who is a yeti. Unfortunately, the topic of driving gloves reminds Orson of a blasphemous act perpetrated against his race. Unsurprisingly, John finds a way to bring up women. This episode features commercials for The RetractoSpork and Light Touch.