After being briefly sidetracked by the indignities of old age and the special theory of relativity, pull tabs are discussed. Stanislaw identifies a favorite beverage among cosmonauts and expresses his appreciation for engineers, while John complains about American English and recounts a dangerous encounter involving a baroness and the cork to a bottle of brandy….

Following its neglect during the previous episode, pinsetters are discussed, but not before John finds out that the apology he’s been waiting for will never come. An attempt is made to explain bowling to Orson…with unexpected results and maybe the invention of a new yeti sport. This episode features commercials for Auntie Botulus Pickled Eggs…

After John makes a remark that compels Bannon to serve up glasses full of payback, the night’s topic is totally ignored. However, a good time is had by (almost) all. This episode features commercials for The Transcendent Bowel and Guenther Schlutz.

With everyone finally discussing double features, the topic has J. reminiscing about his childhood lemonade stand and John being chastised for bringing up his new business venture. And when B movies are brought up, Stanislaw is reminded of a frightening incident at Baikonur Cosmodrome that began with what initially appeared to be nothing more than…

John…is…back! This episode features commercials for Quotester and Four Wheels Financial.

Before discussing knocker-uppers, Bannon gives an update on John’s continued absence. The night’s topic gives insight into the sleeping habits of Doctor Arturo Bellerophon and Mother Bellerophon and reminds Conroy of a former colleague who became involved with weaponized caffeine. This episode features commercials for Bro and Plunger in the Mornings and Finance My Fedora.

With John’s continued absence, Doctor Arturo Bellerophon and Mother Bellerophon fill in again. Mother Bellerophon is initially disinterested in the topic of lawn darts, but the topic compels J. to talk about a horrific encounter from his past, which leads to Doctor Bellerophon seeing J. as a father figure. This episode features commercials for Lollicop…

Having abruptly (and explosively) left the studio at the end of the last episode, John is nowhere to be found, so longtime fans of the show, Doctor Arturo Bellerophon and Mother Bellerophon, fill in and share their thoughts on VHS Cassettes. The conversation goes to many places, including–for better or worse–yeti love. This episode features…

Before discussing elevator operators, J. mentions a recent Neural Containment System malfunction, which inadvertently calls attention to John’s melancholy. This eventually leads to John doing the unthinkable–something that could change the show forever… This episode features commercials for Mushroom Motors and The Snout Sucker.

After the woolly mammoth is briefly discussed, Stanislaw contacts his superiors, hoping to receive clearance to talk about a Russian cloning facility. J. has a hard time not relating anything prehistoric to The Flintstones. John talks about his days of fox hunting, and…bares his soul. This episode features commercials for Soup to Nuts and The…